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Survivor: Micronesia Episode 5
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Tribal
Council Voting
The new Malakal tribe turns
the table on an unsuspecting Joel, voting him out of the
game and leaving him dumbfounded.
Erik
(Chet): I'm voting for Chet tonight. We wanna stay strong as
a tribe and I think you're hilarious, I love you Chet,
you're hilarious, but we need to stay strong. Take it easy.
Amanda (Joel): I
think you're a really nice guy, you're just very, very
strategic, and in this game, we have to watch out for our
buddies. So I'm sorry.
Joel (Chet): (says
nothing)
Cirie
("Truck"): Joel, strength is not just physical,
and it comes in all shapes and sizes. (wags her finger) You
should never, ever judge a book by its cover.
Chet (Joel): Joel,
you sometimes have to remember that when somebody tells you
something, they may be telling you that for a completely
different reason.
Tracy (Joel): This is
because you called me weak one too many times.
Ozzy
("Truck"): Full-on strategy, man. Just a move we
gotta make at this point. Sorry.
Ami (Joel): Joel, I'm
just sorry to say that a man is twice my size carries half
the amount of firewood that a crippled girl carries back to
camp. Sorry. It's your time.
Secret Scene
Episode 5
Joel
falls back on his firefighter skills, coming to Kathy's aid
as she collapses.
(Day 12; Kathy is disoriented in the shelter)
Natalie:
She's sick, she's vomiting, she's dry heaving. She's been
diarrheaing for three days. She's had pure diarrhea for
three days.
Joel: She's very
dehydrated.
Natalie: She's very
dehydrated, she's weak, she can't throw up, she's dry
heaving. (Alexis, Joel, and Chet look concerned) She's
emotionally wrecked.
(Joel hugs Kathy)
Joel: Your health is
more important.
Kathy (weeping onto
his shoulder): I know, cause I can barely stand up right
now.
Alexis (comforting
Kathy): Lie down.
Joel: Just lie down
somewhere. Put her legs over her head.
Kathy: Can I lie down
in my hut? (Alexis and Joel encourage Kathy as she goes to
rest)
Joel (solo): I don't
particularly care for Kathy as a person, but as a
firefighter, I care for people on a professional level, so I
became Joel the firefighter rather than Joel the Survivor
contestant.
(Joel crawls into the hut beside Kathy)
Joel: You'll probably
get a little nauseous. The room may start spinning on you.
Just take nice, slow, deep breaths. (to the people outside)
Have we got another bag or something? Coconut, anything?
Kathy: God, the room
is spinning.
Joel: Well, you've
had the diarrhea, and you've been dry heaving, and we
haven't had any water in about two days, so you're very
dehydrated and you're not a large person to begin with, so
holler if you get really, really worse or you think you're
gonna pass out, OK? (Kathy agrees and thanks him)
Joel (solo): I felt
her. She was kind of cool and clammy, but you never know
with someone like Kathy.
(Kathy gets out of the shelter and tries to walk, but
collapses. She begins weeping and apologizes to everyone as
they stare nervously.)
Joel: I'll just make
it easy for you. (picks her up and carries her)
Joel (solo): We've
been carrying Kathy as a tribe for as long as we've been
here. I literally carried her today to the boat to go to
challenge and I will not do it again. If she cannot walk on
her own and will not walk on her own, then she will be taken
out of here and sent home. Period.
Ozzy Before Tribal Council
Ozzy, angrily facing Tribal
Council, weighs his options. Who to send home: Joel or Chet?
"I
don't like to lose. I hate to lose. I felt like that was a
challenge we really should have won. We were so far ahead of
them. We hit those tiles one-two-three. We were golden. At
least that first part. That seems it always happens. You get
a lead, then the lead gets blown somehow, by people getting
nervous, or miscommunication, or Joel being a dumbass and
telling everyone, he's trying to step into other people's
job. He had a job to do, to break a tile. He didn't even
break a tile. He had to go in and tell the girls, 'Oh put
this there, put that there.' I think he's the reason we lose
the challenge today."
(cut)
"I think Chet, if Joel had kept out of their business,
I think Chet would have been very helpful. I think if our
side had just shut up, if Joel had just shut up and let the
puzzle-makers do their puzzle thing, it would have been
fine. If we had just taken it cool, calm, it would have been
OK. He had to butt in and tell the girls to move pieces
around that actually ended up putting us in a wrong
position. Whatever. We lost the challenge but I think it is
for the best."
(cut)
"We've done a lot of strategic talk. We've weighed out
the pros and cons and sussed out what would be the best
solution. Who's gonna go home - Chet or Joel? Chet's
basically worthless when it comes to challenges. From what
I've seen and from what he's done, he hasn't done much. At
the same time, Joel hasn't done that much at challenges
either. The challenge where we had to play the football
kinda thing, Joel was helpful. He held the two bags. The
challenge where they had to hold their basket up, Joel was
useful, he held the basket up, but Chet made baskets. He
wasn't completely useless."
(cut)
"This is an incredibly tough decision tonight, Tribal
Council. Deciding who's going to go home tonight is big, it
really is big, and this is going to dictate the rest of the
game. It's a hard decision, but I do feel comfortable with
the decision we made. I feel comfortable that we sat down,
talked it out, figured out what are the exact pros and cons
and at this point we're gonna have to take a risk but I
think the risk is worth it. I think we're taking out a fan,
a fan who's a really strong fan, a competitor, who wants to
win the game really bad, and is willing to go to I don't
know what lengths but he's willing to do whatever to win
this game. It's one of those situations where you gotta take
out a threat before he gets a chance to do some damage. By
taking out this threat I think strategically on the other
side of the field that's gonna give them a lot to think
about and a lot to decide and hopefully that's going to give
Parvati and James a leg up."
(cut)
"So tonight at Tribal Council Joel is voting for Chet,
Chet is voting for Joel, whatever the four of us decide to
do, that's who's going home tonight."
(cut)
"Tonight I'm not going to bring the immunity idol to
TC. I don't think I'm gonna be voted out, I'm not gonna play
it. Why would I bring it there? It's just an opportunity for
someone to mistakenly reach in your bag or for someone to
find it, and I can't afford for that to happen right
now."
Eliza Hates Everyone
Who better to describe the
Favorites than one of their own, Eliza. Find out what she
really thinks about her big happy family.
(Day 12)
Ozzy
(solo): Woke up this morning and we got down to business as
usual. Everyone had gathered firewood, gathered coconuts,
got some fire going. It's starting to become a routine.
We're on day 12, I believe, and that's when thinks really
start to come into sync.
(Parvati, Amanda, Ozzy, and Jonathan catch fish in a net)
Parvati: Oh my God,
there's tons!
Ozzy (solo): We're
working well as a team, and our tribe is thriving.
Amanda: These are so
good fried up. Oh my gosh.
(Eliza watches Amanda and Jonathan cook the small fish)
Eliza (solo): The way
you see our tribe work together and we'll all be smiling and
look like we love each other is pretty much crap. We do not
all love each other, at least speaking for myself. I
personally hate almost every person out here. (shot of
Amanda) Amanda is just boring, dull, pageant. (waves a hand
over her face) Hello, is anyone in there? (shot of Ozzy)
Ozzy has this kind of attitude. He's good in swimming
challenges, I'll give him that, but does that make him God?
(shot of James) No. James is so irritating. He pretends he's
this Southern gentleman, but he's this complete misogynistic
pig. (shot of Cirie) And then Cirie, she's PMSing, so she
say that's why she's being a royal bitch right now. (shot of
Parvati laying on the beach, flirting with James) And
Parvati's always flirting with James. It makes me want to
vomit. (shot of Jonathan telling Eliza what to do with the
fire) And then Jonathan is bossy. So Ami is the only one I
really like. I can't express that to them because if I did,
they'd be even more inclined to vote me out, and I don't
need to give them any more reason. I'm keeping my fingers
crossed for something that will save me, or just for us to
keep winning immunity.
(Eliza goes to the treemail)
Eliza (to Ami): OK,
we got treemail. It's reward and it's food.
(Eliza tells everyone they have treemail; they celebrate)
Eliza: Wanna hear it?
(yes) Like a game of cat and mouse, chase or try to get
away, moving quickly and thinking fast, just may feed your
tribe today.
(happy reactions)
Jonathan: Come on
guys, eat these. They're really good.
(Parvati and Amanda put on the connecting leg cuffs and try
to walk around and laugh)
Ami (?): Oh my God,
these two.
(Amanda and Parvati put scarves and paint on each other)
Amanda (solo): We're
bringing on the fierce today. We're not gonna lose. This is
for food. This is business. That's it. We're winning.
(laughs)
Joel's Final
Words
Stunned.
Insulted. Frustrated. Confused. Karma comes around and bites
Joel. He tries to make sense of it all.
"I'm
just completely confused with that vote. If I was a threat I
guess would be the only possible way I could understand or
handle that vote. If I was considered a threat. If the
Malakal tribe didn't see something in me that they were
hoping to see, I would have liked to have known what that is
they were trying to see. When I was part of Airai I really
worked hard to increase the integrity of the tribe so we
could have some unity and fight to win, but being part of
Malakal and being told that the main objective was to be
strong and to win, to not go to Tribal Council, and then
they vote out me, is very, very confusing. I don't
understand why you would somebody like Chet, I don't
understand why would you want to keep somebody like Tracy,
somebody like Cirie, who in my opinion would be your three
weakest individuals on that team. But you know good luck to
'em I guess, whatever the plan is, whatever the scheme is,
however they're looking at working it out. I hope I'm viewed
as having played this game with a little bit of honor, a
little bit of integrity, and a whole lot of work
ethic."
(cut)
"Yeah, they told me every day since I've been part of
Malakal they've told me they wanted to be a strong tribe and
they wanted to win. I did my best. You tie a 120-pound,
140-pound weight to me and tell me to start jumping through
hoops, it's probably going to be a little complicated."
(cut)
"Yeah, I'm angry. I'd probably like to wring a couple
people's necks right now, but maybe that's why they voted me
out, cause I'm a little more aggressive than they were
hoping to have on their tribe. I'm stunned. I'm stunned.
Maybe it was my turn. We caught Mary totally by surprise, we
caught Mikey totally by surprise; maybe this was poetic
justice in some form. I don't know."
(cut)
"I don't know what the reasoning behind it is. I don't
know if I could see -- it doesn't make any sense to me.
Maybe I view myself in a much brighter light than I'm viewed
by others. If you want a strong tribe I would think you'd
want a strong person on that tribe, a strong-willed person,
a person with some work ethic, a person who's not gonna
sleep all day inside the shelter like Chet does. A person
who's not gonna make excuses all day about why they can't do
something like Tracy does. There were so many other options
for them to go with. I was hoping to make it a lot further
in this game. You never know if you're gonna make it to the
end or not..."
(cut)
"To be sent home now is extremely frustrating. I'm a
reserved guy. I snap only when people are personally
confronting me, so this scenario, this is how I deal with
this. Just confused."
(cut)
"The tribe picked Chet over me; a little bit
humiliating, insulting. Makes me (exhales) makes me wonder
what image I'm portraying to them that they would do that.
The only thing I could hope was it was some form of strategy
to eliminate the strongest person I got from Airai. That
would be the only thing that would help me understand. Like
I said I'm blown away. I'm confused. (shifts his feet) Maybe
I'm more than, maybe I'm less than I think I am. Maybe I'm
less of an athlete, less of a competitor than I think I am.
Maybe that's what they saw. Confused. Totally, totally
confused."
Joel the
Day After
Joel methodically took out
his biggest threats in the game, artfully blindsiding them.
Does he think he got what he deserved?
"Some
of the things I take with me as far as what I learned about
myself I think will help me in my social interaction back
when I get home. I think one of the things, this morning I
think I kind of realized I don't like the fast-paced city
life. I like a little bit slower pace that I've had out
here. I don't think I have to give into the fast-paced city
life even though I live in a fast-paced city."
(cut)
"I came to play the game with logic, primarily. To look
at how numbers would affect the final outcome. But people I
was playing with were often times making their decisions
based on emotion. Where that became a fault on my side was
the inability to tap into that emotional drive that they
were being driven by."
(cut)
"There's things that from day one on the Airai tribe I
didn't try to convince to trust me. I didn't try to convince
anybody to be loyal to me. I just tried to tell them things
that if they went and thought about it, it made sense.
Everybody I talked to, that I formed an alliance with,
that's what I told them. 'I'm not asking you to make a
decision, I'm not asking you to commit to anything, just
think about this.' A-B-C-D, and I laid it out and let me
know tonight if you agree. All I'm doing is trying to make a
decision that makes sense for all of us."
(cut)
"Personalities are interesting. How people view
themselves. Probably partially how I view myself. Just
learning about people and their experiences or lack thereof
and how that plays into being tossed into an island with no
provisions and how you respond to that. It's interesting to
me."
(cut)
"The adrenaline rush is definitely something that you
wait for. At least me, you sit there and you've had a couple
coconuts and you've been building the shelter or doing
whatever all day long and you're pretty drained. But then
you get treemail and your energy comes back. My energy comes
back. Some people's it doesn't. For me the energy comes back
and you suck it up and you reach for every last bit that you
have to try to win. That's the other thing -- some people
have no desire to win."
(cut)
"I learned that I'm comfortable with who I am. Whether
or not somebody acts or thinks the way I do I don't really
have a desire to change that. I kind of knew that about
myself before I came, but I think a lot of the interaction
with the people here reinforced it. I'm comfortable with who
I am. I don't think that makes me a better person than other
people, it just makes me me. I'm very comfortable with
me."
"I don't have a desire to be more emotional. I don't
have a desire to make more decisions based on emotions. I
don't. I think the way I think and the way that I reason and
the way that I act works fairly well for me in this game and
in the real world. I was voted out fifth but I'm very
pleased with the way I played and the decisions I made.
Other people shouldn't be."
(cut)
"I think technology has weakened American society. I
think cell phones and text messaging and e-mails and
Internet and all this innovative stuff has made people less
personable, has hindered their abilities to interact with
one another in a real way, and has ultimately weakened
people to become so reliant on thing that are built to make
our life easier that we forget and have forgotten, a lot of
us, what it's like to work with our hands, what it's like to
sweat, what it's like to bleed, what it's like to feel pain
and exhaustion. I think that has made a fair amount of
society weak."
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